You know those times when you go somewhere, and it's so cool that the endless slideshows and the thousand-word
emails and the 36,000-word blog just aren't enough for tormenting friends and family, so you think, "you know, I'll make my own Web page! Then
everyone who has spent hours reading blogs and looking at pictures over and over and over and over again
can read even more! Yeah!" You know? You don't? Hmmmm.